1.
Every
time
I
try
to
speak
English,
my
brain
goes
on
vacation. 】

2.
My
English
teacher
told
me
I’d
never
make
it
as
a
writer,
but
jokes
on
him,
I’m
writing
this
article. 】

3.
I
got
100%
on
my
English
test
once,
but
it
turns
out
the
teacher
was
grading
on
a
curve. 】

4.
English
is
a
difficult
language
to
learn,
but
it’s
worth
it
just
to
understand
the
jokes. 】

5.
Some
people
say
that
English
is
a
beautiful
language,
but
I
think
it’s
just
a
bunch
of
random
words
thrown
together. 】

6.
I
learned
all
of
my
English
from
watching
American
sitcoms,
so
if
you
want
to
sound
like
Chandler
Bing,
I’m
your
guy. 】

7.
Speaking
English
feels
like
a
never-ending
game
of
Mad
Libs. 】

8.
I
don’t
always
understand
English
idioms,
but
when
I
do,
I
feel
like
a
genius. 】

9.
My
English
accent
sounds
like
I’m
from
a
made-up
country. 】

10.
English
grammar
is
like
a
puzzle,
except
all
the
pieces
are
missing. 】

11.
I’m
convinced
that
the
only
reason
English
has
so
many
words
is
because
people
kept
inventing
them
every
time
they
got
bored. 】

1
2.
English
is
the
only
language
where
“ghoti”
is
pronounced
like
“fish. ”】

1
3.
English
is
just
a
fancy
way
of
saying,
“I
have
no
idea
what
I’m
talking
about. ”】

1
4.
I
used
to
think
that
“aluminum”
was
pronounced
like
“al-yoo-min-ee-um,”
and
now
my
British
friends
give
me
a
hard
time
about
it. 】

1
5.
English
is
a
language
that
never
stops
evolving,
like
a
Pokémon
that
just
won’t
stop
evolving. 】

1
6.
Speaking
English
is
like
trying
to
navigate
through
a
minefield
of
puns. 】

1
7.
English
is
my
second
language,
but
my
first
language
is
sarcasm. 】

1
8.
If
at
first
you
don’t
succeed
in
English,
try,
try,
try
again,
and
if
that
doesn’t
work,
just
make
up
your
own
language. 】

1
9.
English
is
a
language
filled
with
homophones
and
homonyms,
leading
to
many
embarrassing
misunderstandings. 】

20.
Despite
its
difficulties,
speaking
English
fluently
is
a
huge
accomplishment,
and
worth
all
the
laughs
and
struggles
along
the
way. 】