1.
"I
have
a
headache
that
could
compete
with
a
grand
piano
falling
from
the
sky"
【#headacheproblems
#ouch】

2.
"My
head
feels
like
a
pinball
machine
and
my
brain
is
the
ball
getting
knocked
around"
【#brainfreeze
#headspinning】

3.
"The
only
thing
worse
than
having
a
headache
is
trying
to
explain
how
it
feels
to
someone
who
doesn't
have
one"
【#pleasejustgiveadvil
#noonesympathetic】

4.
"My
head
is
throbbing
so
hard
I
feel
like
a
marching
band
is
playing
inside
it"
【#marchingbandmemories
#painfulnostalgia】

5.
"If
my
head
could
talk,
it
would
be
screaming
like
a
banshee
right
now"
【#silentpain
#screaminginternally】

6.
"I
didn't
know
it
was
possible
for
a
headache
to
have
a
personality,
but
this
one
is
a
real
jerk"
【#annoyingheadache
#pleasegoaway】

7.
"I
have
a
headache
so
big
it
deserves
its
own
zip
code"
【#newneighborme
#migraineproblems】

8.
"My
headache
is
like
a
never-ending
game
of
whack-a-mole;
just
when
I
think
it's
gone,
it
pops
up
again"
【#stopplaying
#givemeabreak】

9.
"The
only
relief
I'm
getting
from
this
headache
is
knowing
I'm
not
alone
in
my
suffering"
【#solidarity
#headachepartnersincrime】

10.
"This
headache
feels
like
an
unwanted
houseguest
that
just
won't
leave"
【#timeforapainkiller
#goodbyeforreal】

11.
"My
headache
is
so
bad,
I'm
afraid
my
brain
might
actually
explode"
【#dramaqueenstatus
#butseriously】

1
2.
"Trying
to
work
with
a
headache
is
like
trying
to
run
a
marathon
with
only
one
shoe"
【#littlehelpplease
#cantdoitalone】

1
3.
"I
think
my
headache
is
sentient
and
just
taunting
me
at
this
point"
【#stupidheadache
#justleavealready】

1
4.
"If
I
could
trade
this
headache
in
for
a
new
car,
I
wouldn't
hesitate
for
a
second"
【#putmeoutofmymisery
#painisexpensive】

1
5.
"I'm
pretty
sure
my
headache
is
trying
to
take
over
the
world,
one
throbbing
sensation
at
a
time"
【#headachemasterplan
#worlddominationhurts】

1
6.
"My
headache
is
like
a
hangover
without
the
fun
of
getting
drunk
first"
【#soberheadache
#wheresmyfun】

1
7.
"Sometimes
I
wonder
if
my
headache
is
just
testing
my
endurance
for
an
upcoming
marathon"
【#painfultraining
#whendoigettheaward】

1
8.
"If
my
headache
had
a
name,
it
would
be
something
like
'The
Headache
That
Never
Ends'"
【#uninvitedguest
#pleasejustleave】

1
9.
"I'm
pretty
sure
my
headache
has
become
more
than
just
a
headache;
it's
now
a
symbiotic
organism
living
in
my
brain"
【#parasiteproblems
#sendhelp】

20.
"My
headache
is
like
a
broken
record;
it
just
keeps
repeating
the
same
painful
tune
over
and
over
again"
【#enoughalready
#needanewrecord】