1.
Don't
let
anyone
dim
your
light,
unless
of
course
you're
a
lightbulb.
【笑】

2.
Always
remember
that
you
are
unique,
just
like
everyone
else.
【搞笑】

3.
It's
important
to
have
dreams
and
goals,
even
if
they're
ridiculous.
【温柔】

4.
Failure
is
just
success
in
progress,
said
no
one
ever.
【搞笑】

5.
Life
is
short,
so
make
sure
to
take
naps
whenever
possible.
【笑】

6.
The
road
to
success
is
paved
with
hard
work,
determination,
and
the
occasional
reckless
decision.
【温柔】

7.
You
can't
make
everyone
happy,
but
you
can
tailor
your
jokes
to
your
audience.
【笑】

8.
Never
underestimate
the
power
of
a
kind
word,
especially
if
it's
followed
by
a
plate
of
cookies.
【温柔】

9.
Laughter
is
the
best
medicine,
unless
you're
actually
sick,
then
it's
probably
antibiotics.
【笑】

10.
Success
is
10%
inspiration,
90%
perspiration,
and
100%
posting
inspirational
quotes
on
Instagram.
【搞笑】

11.
Confidence
is
the
key
to
success,
unless
you're
trying
to
pick
a
lock.
【笑】

1
2.
A
journey
of
a
thousand
miles
begins
with
a
single
step,
and
a
lot
of
caffeine.
【搞笑】

1
3.
True
happiness
comes
from
within,
unless
you're
holding
a
cupcake.
【笑】

1
4.
Control
your
own
destiny,
unless
you're
playing
Mario
Kart.
【搞笑】

1
5.
Life
is
tough,
but
so
are
you.
Unless
you're
a
baby,
then
you're
just
cute.
【温柔】

1
6.
If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
redefine
success.
【搞笑】

1
7.
Believe
in
yourself,
but
also
believe
in
your
ability
to
Google
things.
【笑】

1
8.
The
best
way
to
predict
the
future
is
to
create
it,
or
just
find
a
fortune
teller.
【搞笑】

1
9.
You
never
know
what
you
can
accomplish
until
you
try,
but
please
don't
try
bungee
jumping
without
a
cord.
【笑】

20.
Follow
your
dreams,
but
also
make
sure
to
follow
traffic
laws.
【温柔】