1.
"May
your
New
Year's
resolutions
be
as
achievable
as
your
last
year's
gym
membership!"
【笑】

2.
"Wishing
you
a
New
Year
filled
with
fewer
awkward
moments
and
more
spontaneous
dance
parties!"
【祝福】

3.
"May
the
only
thing
dropping
this
New
Year
be
the
ball
in
Times
Square!"
【开心】

4.
"Here's
to
hoping
that
this
year,
your
phone
battery
will
last
longer
than
your
New
Year's
enthusiasm!"
【逗乐】

5.
"May
your
New
Year
be
as
bright
and
sparkling
as
the
champagne
you're
about
to
drink!"
【闹元宵】

6.
"May
you
finally
be
able
to
stick
to
your
budget
this
year. . . or
at
least
have
more
fun
trying
to!"
【祝福】

7.
"Wishing
you
less
negativity
and
more
funny
cat
videos
in
your
Facebook
feed
this
New
Year!"
【笑】

8.
"May
your
New
Year
be
filled
with
as
many
good
hair
days
as
you
have
Facebook
likes!"
【逗乐】

9.
"Here's
to
hoping
that
this
year,
your
resolutions
stick
longer
than
the
leftover
eggnog
in
your
fridge!"
【开心】

10.
"Wishing
you
a
New
Year
that's
so
good,
it
makes
you
forget
all
about
the
disaster
that
was
2020!"
【祝福】

11.
"May
your
New
Year
be
filled
with
as
many
laughs
as
there
are
fireworks
on
New
Year's
Eve!"
【笑】

1
2.
"Here's
to
hoping
that
this
year,
your
grocery
shopping
gets
done
before
9
pm
on
a
Sunday!"
【逗乐】

1
3.
"Wishing
you
a
New
Year
that's
better
than
a
fresh
pair
of
socks
on
a
cold
winter
day!"
【祝福】

1
4.
"May
your
New
Year
be
as
epic
as
your
binge-watching
session
of
The
Office. . . for
the
third
time!"
【开心】

1
5.
"Here's
to
hoping
that
your
boss
gives
you
a
raise
this
year. . . but
not
enough
to
make
you
actually
like
your
job!"
【笑】

1
6.
"Wishing
you
a
New
Year
filled
with
fewer
awkward
family
gatherings
and
more
takeout
eaten
alone
in
your
pajamas!"
【逗乐】

1
7.
"May
your
New
Year
be
as
sweet
and
satisfying
as
the
pint
of
ice
cream
you
just
polished
off!"
【祝福】

1
8.
"Here's
to
hoping
that
this
year,
you
finally
learn
how
to
fold
a
fitted
sheet!"
【开心】

1
9.
"Wishing
you
a
New
Year
that's
as
good
as
your
delusional
expectations
for
returning
to
a
pre-COVID
world!"
【笑】

20.
"May
your
New
Year
be
filled
with
more
wins
than
losses
in
all
areas
of
life. . . including
your
Fantasy
Football
league!"
【祝福】