1.
"Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?"
"Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!"】

2.
"How
do
you
catch
a
squirrel?"
"Climb
up
a
tree
and
act
like
a
nut!"】

3.
"Why
did
the
cookie
go
to
the
doctor?"
"Because
it
felt
crumbly!"】

4.
"Why
did
the
frog
call
his
insurance
company?"
"He
had
a
jump
in
his
car!"】

5.
"Why
did
the
chicken
cross
the
playground?"
"To
get
to
the
other
slide!"】

6.
"What
did
the
grape
say
when
it
got
stepped
on?"
"Nothing,
it
just
let
out
a
little
wine!"】

7.
"Why
did
the
bicycle
fall
down?"
"Because
it
was
two-tired!"】

8.
"Why
did
the
golfer
wear
two
pairs
of
pants?"
"In
case
he
got
a
hole
in
one!"】

9.
"Why
was
the
math
book
sad?"
"Because
it
had
too
many
problems!"】

10.
"What
do
you
call
a
sleeping
bull?"
"A
bulldozer!"】

11.
"What
do
you
call
a
cheese
that
isn't
yours?"
"Nacho
cheese!"】

1
2.
"Why
did
the
banana
go
to
the
doctor?"
"Because
it
wasn't
peeling
well!"】

1
3.
"What
do
you
call
a
dog
magician?"
"A
labracadabrador!"】

1
4.
"What
do
you
call
a
fake
noodle?"
"An
impasta!"】

1
5.
"Why
did
the
teacher
wear
sunglasses?"
"Because
her
students
were
so
bright!"】

1
6.
"What
do
you
call
a
bear
with
no
teeth?"
"A
gummy
bear!"】

1
7.
"Why
did
the
tomato
turn
green?"
"Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!"】

1
8.
"What
did
the
father
tomato
say
to
the
baby
tomato?"
"Ketchup!"】

1
9.
"Why
did
the
computer
go
to
the
doctor?"
"Because
it
had
a
virus!"】

20.
"What
do
you
call
a
can
opener
that
doesn't
work?"
"A
can't
opener!"】