1.
Love
is
a
pie-illness,
but
we
all
want
a
slice
of
it.
【笑】
2.
You've
stolen
my
heart,
and
I'm
afraid
you
won't
return
it,
be-heart
you
stole
it
fair
and
square.
【笑】
3.
Love
is
blind,
but
that
explains
why
it
always
ends
in
braille.
【笑】
4.
It's
a-marry-zing
how
love
can
make
you
feel
like
you're
floating
on
a
cloud.
【笑】
5.
Love
is
like
a
chemistry
experiment
-
it's
all
about
the
right
mixture
and
a
few
explosive
reactions.
【笑】
6.
Love
is
like
a
game
of
poker,
except
you're
always
bluffing
and
hoping
not
to
fold.
【笑】
7.
Love
is
like
a
roller
coaster
-
it
brings
both
excitement
and
the
occasional
scream.
【笑】
8.
They
say
love
is
a
journey,
but
it
often
feels
like
a
marathon
complete
with
obstacles
and
the
occasional
cramp.
【笑】
9.
Love
is
like
a
song
stuck
in
your
head
-
you
can't
get
it
out,
no
matter
how
hard
you
try.
【笑】
10.
Love
is
like
a
puzzle
-
sometimes
you
have
all
the
pieces,
but
you
still
can't
figure
it
out.
【笑】
11.
Love
is
like
a
GPS,
guiding
you
through
the
ups
and
downs
of
life,
but
occasionally
sending
you
on
a
detour.
【笑】
12.
Love
is
like
a
long-lost
sock,
always
missing,
and
you
can
never
find
the
pair.
【笑】
13.
Love
is
like
a
rainbow
-
it
brings
color
to
your
life,
but
it's
hard
to
catch
and
fades
away
too
quickly.
【笑】
14.
Love
is
like
a
magnet
-
it
attracts
two
souls
together,
but
sometimes
it
repels
too.
【笑】
15.
Love
is
like
a
dance
-
sometimes
you
lead,
sometimes
you
follow,
but
it's
always
about
finding
the
right
rhythm.
【笑】
16.
Love
is
like
a
language
-
if
you
don't
understand
each
other,
things
can
get
lost
in
translation.
【笑】
17.
Love
is
like
a
credit
card
-
it
can
bring
joy
and
excitement,
but
if
you're
not
careful,
it
can
also
lead
to
debt.
【笑】
18.
Love
is
like
a
coffee
shop
-
it
can
be
cozy
and
warm,
or
it
can
be
crowded
and
chaotic.
【笑】
19.
Love
is
like
a
camera
-
it
captures
beautiful
moments
and
leaves
you
with
lasting
memories.
【笑】
20.
Love
is
like
a
mirror
-
it
reflects
both
the
good
and
the
bad,
but
it's
up
to
us
to
embrace
what
we
see.
【笑】