1.
"Midnight
musings:
if
I
sleep
now,
will
I
wake
up
richer
and
thinner?"
【#nightthoughts】

2.
"Nothing
like
a
midnight
snack
to
kickstart
that
insomnia"
【#hungryandawake】

3.
"It's
late,
I'm
bored,
please
entertain
me
with
your
best
terrible
jokes"
【#justforlaughs】

4.
"Do
vampires
ever
get
tired
of
all
this
nocturnal
business?"
【#notafanofthesun】

5.
"Why
do
we
call
it
'beauty
sleep'
when
I
wake
up
looking
like
a
zombie?"
【#beautysleepmyfoot】

6.
"Goodnight,
sleep
tight,
don't
let
the
bedbugs
bite. . .
or
do,
I'm
not
your
boss"
【#sweetdreamsnotguaranteed】

7.
"Just
finished
a
great
book,
now
I
can't
sleep
because
the
ending
was
too
good"
【#bookhangover】

8.
"If
only
my
love
life
was
as
active
as
my
brain
at
2am. . . "
【#singleandnosociallife】

9.
"So
many
thoughts,
so
little
will
to
go
out
and
actually
do
anything
about
them"
【#paradigmshiftneeded】

10.
"It's
officially
too
late
to
start
a
movie
and
too
early
to
wake
up,
so
here
we
are"
【#midnightdilemmas】

11.
"If
I
start
counting
sheep,
will
I
eventually
count
myself
to
sleep?"
【#sheepsheepwhatareyoudoing】

1
2.
"I
don't
always
stay
up
late,
but
when
I
do,
it's
because
I'm
binge-watching
something
on
Netflix"
【#relatablemuch】

1
3.
"Who
needs
a
proper
sleep
schedule
when
you
have
24-hour
delivery
and
a
sense
of
adventure?"
【#insomniasavior】

1
4.
"Midnight
thoughts:
can
I
just
pause
life
for
a
bit
and
catch
up
on
all
my
missed
sleep?"
【#timeslowdownplease】

1
5.
"If
only
I
could
control
my
thoughts
as
well
as
I
control
my
Netflix
queue"
【#dreamscapades】

1
6.
"I'm
not
an
owl,
but
I
do
appreciate
the
night
life
once
in
a
while"
【#nighthowls】

1
7.
"Insomnia:
turning
creative
geniuses
into
zombie-like
shells
since
forever"
【#notallitscrackeduptobe】

1
8.
"When
will
scientists
discover
a
cure
for
sleepless
nights
and
endless
scrolling?"
【#pipedreams】

1
9.
"Good
things
come
to
those
who
stay
up
late. . .
or
so
I
keep
telling
myself"
【#perseveranceisabitch】

20.
"If
only
I
could
bottle
this
late-night
energy
and
sell
it,
I'd
be
a
millionaire
by
now"
【#theinsomniaway】