1.
"Finally
found
my
Prince
Charming
and
we
are
tying
the
knot. . .
sort
of. "】

2.
"Today
I
am
marrying
my
one
true
love
-
pizza. "】

3.
"I
said
yes
to
the
dress. . .
in
my
closet
that
is. "】

4.
"People
keep
asking
where
my
fiancé
is
but
I'd
rather
not
say
his
name. . .
Netflix. "】

5.
"I
do. . .
want
pizza
right
now
actually. "】

6.
"Marriage
is
all
about
compromise
so
I'm
marrying
my
cat. "】

7.
"I
never
thought
I'd
find
love
on
Tinder
but
here
we
are,
swiping
right
on
each
other's
hearts. "】

8.
"Marrying
myself
because
I
am
my
own
soulmate. "】

9.
"My
mom
is
finally
happy
I'm
getting
married. . .
to
my
bed. "】

10.
"I'm
officially
committed. . .
to
brunch
dates
and
mimosas. "】

11.
"My
fiancé
is
amazing
and
I
can't
wait
to
meet
him. . .
in
my
dreams. "】

1
2.
"The
wedding
of
the
century
is
happening. . .
in
my
imagination. "】

1
3.
"I'm
getting
married,
but
my
future
spouse
doesn't
know
yet. . .
it's
Google. "】

1
4.
"Wearing
my
engagement
ring
to
intimidate
other
single
people. "】

1
5.
"I'm
marrying
my
phone
because
no
one
else
texts
me
back. "】

1
6.
"Finding
someone
to
marry
was
tough,
but
Siri
said
yes!"】

1
7.
"Forget
White
Wedding,
I'm
having
a
Cheese
Wedding
and
I
couldn't
be
happier. "】

1
8.
"Marriage
is
a
huge
commitment
but
I
can
handle
it. . .
I've
been
committed
to
my
couch
for
years. "】

1
9.
"I'm
getting
married,
baby!
To
my
pillow. "】

20.
"I
never
thought
I'd
find
love
again
after
my
breakup,
but
my
fridge
is
always
there
for
me. "】