1.
"Bazinga!
You
didn't
see
that
one
coming!"
【Bazinga!】

2.
"Love
is
in
the
air,
and
it
smells
like
takeout
food. "
【Takeout
love】

3.
"It's
not
called
stalking
if
you
follow
a
fictional
character
on
social
media. "
【Fictional
obsession】

4.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. "
【Explain
to
me】

5.
"Sarcasm
is
my
love
language. "
【Sarcastic
love】

6.
"Who
needs
a
social
life
when
you
have
Netflix?"
【Netflix
and
chill】

7.
"I
don't
need
coffee
to
wake
up,
just
a
clear
goal
and
a
burning
desire
to
achieve
it. "
【Morning
motivation】

8.
"Procrastination
is
the
art
of
keeping
up
with
yesterday. "
【Tomorrow's
tasks】

9.
"If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
skydiving
is
not
for
you. "
【Skydiving
fail】

10.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
energy
efficient. "
【Efficient
lifestyle】

11.
"Mathematics,
the
only
place
where
people
can
buy
60
watermelons
and
no
one
wonders
why. "
【Math
explanations】

1
2.
"I
speak
fluent
sarcasm,
but
my
humor
is
lost
in
translation. "
【Lost
in
translation】

1
3.
"You
can't
buy
happiness,
but
you
can
buy
ice
cream,
and
that's
close
enough. "
【Happiness
in
a
cone】

1
4.
"I
may
be
a
genius,
but
I'm
still
capable
of
making
mistakes.
Like
trusting
the
wrong
person. "
【Genius
mistakes】

1
5.
"Life
would
be
so
much
easier
if
we
could
just
Ctrl+Alt+Del
our
problems
away. "
【Computer
solutions】

1
6.
"The
secret
of
a
happy
marriage?
Two
words:
separate
bathrooms. "
【Marriage
advice】

1
7.
"I
have
a
photographic
memory,
it's
just
that
sometimes
I
forget
to
put
film
in
the
camera. "
【Memory
challenges】

1
8.
"I'm
not
single,
I'm
just
in
a
long-term
relationship
with
my
independence. "
【Independent
love】

1
9.
"If
people
were
meant
to
pop
out
of
bed,
we'd
all
sleep
in
toasters. "
【Morning
struggles】

20.
"I
don't
always
understand
jokes,
so
when
I
do,
I
laugh
for
five
minutes
straight. "
【Joke
interpreter】