1.
"When
it
comes
to
love,
my
parents
are
the
epitome
of
'opposites
attract'. . .
in
a
way
that
makes
me
question
if
they
attract
at
all. "】

2.
"Just
because
they've
been
married
for
30
years
doesn't
mean
their
love
is
a
fairytale. . .
more
like
a
dark
comedy. "】

3.
"My
parents'
love
is
like
a
bad
movie:
full
of
clichés,
terrible
dialogue,
and
a
predictable
ending. "】

4.
"If
my
parents'
love
was
a
recipe,
it
would
be
a
disastrous
mix
of
burnt
hope,
bitter
resentment,
and
a
pinch
of
denial. "】

5.
"My
parents'
love
is
like
a
twisted
game
of
tug-of-war,
with
their
hearts
as
the
rope
and
their
egos
as
the
players. "】

6.
"Their
love
is
so
surreal,
it
could
be
the
plot
of
a
tragicomedy. . .
or
just
a
really
bad
reality
TV
show. "】

7.
"If
love
is
blind,
my
parents
must
be
wearing
sunglasses
indoors,
because
they
can't
see
the
obvious
flaws
in
their
relationship. "】

8.
"I've
never
seen
two
people
fight
so
passionately
over
who
gets
to
use
the
remote
control. . .
and
yet
claim
to
be
madly
in
love. "】

9.
"My
parents'
love
is
like
a
rollercoaster
-
thrilling
at
times,
but
mostly
just
making
me
nauseous. "】

10.
"If
love
is
supposed
to
make
you
feel
complete,
my
parents
must
have
misunderstood
and
thought
it
meant
'compete'. "】

11.
"They
say
love
is
a
battlefield,
and
my
parents
have
certainly
left
a
trail
of
emotional
casualties
in
their
wake. "】

1
2.
"My
parents'
love
has
more
ups
and
downs
than
a
rollercoaster,
and
I'm
just
trying
to
hold
on
tight
and
not
throw
up. "】

1
3.
"If
love
is
a
journey,
my
parents
must
be
driving
in
circles,
never
quite
reaching
their
destination. "】

1
4.
"Sometimes
I
wonder
if
my
parents
confuse
love
with
the
thrill
of
a
good
argument. "】

1
5.
"In
the
game
of
love,
my
parents
are
masters. . .
at
playing
mind
games
with
each
other. "】

1
6.
"My
parents'
love
story
has
more
plot
twists
than
a
soap
opera,
but
with
much
less
glamour. "】

1
7.
"If
love
is
blind,
my
parents
must
be
the
blindfolded
champions
of
the
world. "】

1
8.
"My
parents'
love
resembles
a
never-ending
tug-of-war,
where
compromise
is
a
foreign
concept. "】

1
9.
"Love
is
supposed
to
leave
you
breathless. . .
in
my
parents'
case,
it
might
be
due
to
all
the
yelling. "】

20.
"If
love
is
a
dance,
my
parents
must
have
two
left
feet
and
no
sense
of
rhythm. "】