1.
"You're
the
bacon
to
my
eggs,
the
cream
to
my
tea,
the
cheese
to
my
crackers,
and
the
sunshine
to
my
day. "
【喜感满满的英式爱情告白】

2.
"Dear
weather,
please
make
up
your
mind.
I
can't
handle
the
emotional
stress
of
getting
dressed
every
day. "
【英国人天气调侃的聊天话题】

3.
"Why
did
the
cup
of
tea
go
to
the
therapist?
Because
it
was
steeping
in
its
problems. "
【英式黑色幽默体现在日常生活中】

4.
"If
life
gives
you
lemons,
make
yourself
a
hot
cup
of
Earl
Grey
and
carry
on. "
【英国人将茶作为治愈心灵的一种方式】

5.
"I
love
you
more
than
a
pint
of
ale
and
a
plate
of
fish
and
chips!"
【英国人爱情的方式很直白，也很怀旧】

6.
"If
it
ain't
broke,
don't
fix
it.
Unless
it's
a
broken
biscuit,
then
definitely
throw
that
away. "
【英式点心也有严格的标准】

7.
"I'm
not
saying
I
love
tea
more
than
people,
but
let's
face
it,
tea
never
cancels
plans,
breaks
your
heart
or
leaves
you
on
read. "
【英国人对茶的热爱展现出了难得的柔软】

8.
"In
life,
there
are
two
things
you
can
always
be
sure
of
–
rain
and
a
good
cup
of
tea. "
【英国人对生活中重要的事的看法】

9.
"Forget
counting
sheep,
I
count
the
number
of
cups
of
tea
I've
had
today
to
fall
asleep. "
【英国人对茶的依赖程度】

10.
"I'm
not
great
at
flirting,
but
I
can
make
a
cup
of
tea
that
will
rock
your
world. "
【英国人骄傲自豪的茶技能】

11.
"I
always
keep
a
cup
of
tea
handy
in
case
I
have
to
give
someone
bad
news.
It's
like
a
mini-sacrifice,
a
tea
for
the
trauma. "
【英国人在面临困难时抓住能抓住的温暖】

1
2.
"My
idea
of
a
perfect
date?
It
involves
a
cozy
pub
with
a
roaring
fire,
a
pint
of
ale,
and
lively
conversation. "
【英国传统，自古相伴】

1
3.
"I
love
it
when
I
go
to
someone's
house
and
they
say,
'I'll
put
the
kettle
on'.
It's
like
hearing
the
best
three
words
ever. "
【英国人对茶的热情是别人无法理解的】

1
4.
"Why
did
the
tea
bag
go
to
the
doctor?
Because
it
was
feeling
steep-ly
unwell. "
【英国的形式幽默在猜谜中表现尤为强烈】

1
5.
"My
love
for
tea
is
like
a
bottomless
pit
–
it
just
keeps
going.
But
luckily,
tea
always
refills
itself. "
【英式茶文化中桥段之一，描绘一种渴望永无止境的幽默】

1
6.
"I
don't
need
a
therapist,
I
just
need
a
good
cup
of
tea
and
someone
to
listen
to
me
ramble. "
【英国情感表达也可以如此简单】

1
7.
"My
dream
home
is
just
a
cozy
English
cottage
with
a
tea
shop
down
the
street. "
【英国人爱茶的情感和对英国文化的热爱都流露在这句话中】

1
8.
"I'm
not
a
morning
person,
but
give
me
a
cup
of
tea
and
I'll
fake
it
'til
I
make
it. "
【英国人早起是有理由的】

1
9.
"I'm
not
sure
what
my
spirit
animal
is,
but
I'm
pretty
sure
it's
a
teapot. "
【英国人使用最最形象的语言表达对茶壶的喜爱】

20.
"What
do
you
call
it
when
someone
does
a
teabagging
dance?
A
cup
of
tea
and
a
jiggle. "
【英国人笃信的幽默文化有时也是惊人的】